My name is Ned. I live a simple life. I wake pies and make the dead-
that was creepy. I make pies and wake the dead. I live alone, and this empty bed next to me has never been slept in by anyone, at any time.
“average person violates 3 prime directives a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person violates 0 prime directives. captain james t. kirk, who lives on starship & violates over 10,000 prime directives each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
"Narrator: The pie-maker helped his friends in need. Not by pretending he was something he was not but by embracing the very thing he always was. It gave him a feeling of joy he would later liken to leaping tall buildings in a single bound.”
for CC (m-o-r-p-h-i-n-3), who requested angel!Ned
And here is another illustration that I also drew for the Newmann anthology!
i would like to present to you the delightful mental image of jaeger pilots crossing their fingers that there is not a kaiju attack anytime in the next week, because otherwise they’ll have to sync up to achieve a neural handshake and their drift partner will probably find out what they’re getting for their birthday
All musicians know.
Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
Inktober - moss series
Drawings more frequently posted on Instagram!
When you look back on the way you used to behave two years ago
Museum AU where Hermann is the guide in charge of the Historic side of the museum while Newton is the cool guide who teach the kids about dinosaurs.