Mako, vengeance is like an open wound.
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
Some scribbles of The Piemaker because I’ve been marathoning Pushing Daisies again
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
i haven’t posted on this blog in forever cuz of school but here’s something to prove i’m alive
And if he does leave, he’ll come back. Eventually.
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you